What On Earth Am I Doing With My Life

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
romanitas
dellinah:
“ full-moon-phoenix:
“ theancientelementsofharmony1:
“ dolfinsatdawn:
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The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.
It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus...
dolfinsatdawn

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theancientelementsofharmony1

The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.

It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christ’s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.

The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.

Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.

Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He won’t.

full-moon-phoenix

Jesus: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!

Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

dellinah

How dare you make a reference this funny

smallnico
basic-banshee

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

basic-banshee

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

basic-banshee

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And so it begins

sweet-chesus

Well, which one is it going to be?

basic-banshee

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

basic-banshee

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

basic-banshee

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

justluckyiguess

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

basic-banshee

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

basic-banshee

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

cooliopumpkin

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basic-banshee

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for